Alcohols

Vodka

Great uses of Vodka:
1. Cleans up vomit stains, lipstick marks
2. Dry and heal cold sore quicker
3. Makes you feel better when you feel sick or feverish
4. Take a shot of Vodka to numb the pain of a toothache
5. Great mouthwash, it has the same results as commercial mouthwash
6. Cures foot odour
7. Soothe jellyfish sting
8. Treat poison ivy
9. Freshen laundry
10. Make jewellery, chrome, glass and porcelain fixtures shiny
11. Preserve flowers by adding a few drops of Vodka and a teaspoon of sugar to the water in your vase
12. Repel insects, kill bees or wasps
13. Make your hair look shiny - Add 45ml of Vodka to 12ounce of shampoo to remove toxins from hair, stimulating growth of healthy hair
14. Cleans mold, let it sit for 15min then scrub away
15. Store razors, cutlery in Vodka killing bacterial and slow down rusting
16. Saturate bandage with Vodka before bandage removal to avoid pain
17. Remove the glue left behind by a bumper sticker
18. Cleanse face and tighten pores
19. Get rid smell of ciggarette smoke
20. And, to get us high of course!

Using Vodka as an excuse?
There was this former Polish MP whom escaped a drink-driving offence after telling cops he had only been using Vodka as mouthwash. Claiming that he had not actually swallowed any alcohol, and had only rinsed his mouth with "Jogobelka" - A popular local mixture of Vodka & mustard.

So to my friends out there, try to have Vodka as your last drink of the night, it serves as a great mouthwash! And you can probably replace your home's cleaning detergents with Vodka if its cheaper... =)